#letters from Hogwarts

[ryllen]

hanging around sebastian is automatic code to become a mom friend

[jegulily-stuff]

Lily Evans has the national record for illegal use of underage magic, the Ministry was just too busy with the war to bother stopping her

[zetadraconis11]

When Ominis asks (why are you still alive) I think to myself how Mc takes a lot of things out of his pockets and sleeves because where else does MC get the stuff from. a whole army of biting cabbage

The fact that the Harry Potter world might be the only world that can make the classic video game trope of "bunch of stuff in inventory bag" make sense. Since there are such things as Extension Charms, like what Hermione uses in Deathly Hallows.

I mean, technically d&d (and pathfinder) have the Bag of Holding, but other than that! It makes logical sense that MC could have a bunch of stuff in their bag. The fact the contents are not school supplies like everyone else...

*during a homework session in the Room of Requirement*

Sebastian: Hey, MC, can I borrow a quill?

MC: Yeah, go ahead. It's in my bag.

Sebastian: *reaches in* Er...why do you have this? *pulls out a Thunderbrew potion*

MC: It's really helpful in sticky situations with enemies.

Garreth: I approve! Do you also have invisibility potions?

MC: Oh yeah, about 19 of them!

Sebastian: *pulls out dittany plants* ...why do you just have these in your bag?

MC: Where else am I supposed to store them?

Sebastian: *yelps and pulls his hand out of the bag* YOU HAVE CHINESE CHOMPING CABBAGES IN THERE?

MC, confused: You don't?

Ominis: ...WHY do you have those cabbages in there?!

MC: I don't have JUST the cabbages in there. I also have the Venomous Tentaculas and Mandrakes.

Amit: For...what?

Poppy: Also for sticky situations? I've used a few plants myself.

MC: Indeed! Leander gave me the idea to use plants against some bad guys, and it's been really helpful.

Natty: I...suppose that's really resourceful.

Ominis: MC, just how much trouble do you come across?

MC: Don't worry! I've handled it just fine! No harm done. Well, okay, harm for the other guys, not me. I've brewed over thirty Wiggenwelds.

Garreth: That's...even more than I've ever brewed.

Sebastian: You know what? Forget I asked for a quill. I'm not putting my hand in there again.

MC: I'll just get it for you. *reaches into bag* You just...need to rearrange things. *Pulls out a stack of random letters* Oh, yeah, found those during my wanderings. *Takes out scrolls of spellcrafts* Still need those to decorate my room here... *Pulls out nab-sack* Oh, don't open that. The Lord of the Shore likes to nap in there.

Poppy: Lord of the Shore-? The rumored GRAPHORN?

MC: Yeah, I had to tame him. Now, he and I travel the highlands every now and then.

Sebastian: So not only do you have deadly plants in your bag, but you also have a bag of dangerous animals?

MC: This is my first year at Hogwarts, I don't know what to keep with me at all times at this school. *pulls out a couple brooms* Oh, bought those from a few merchants.

Amit: ...That is quite the Extensive Charm on the bag. I'm actually very impressed!

MC, taking out a feather quill: Aha! Here you go!

Sebastian, slowly accepting it: ...thank you.

Natty: At this point, I don't think we should be surprised.

Ominis: I'm not surprised, I'm WORRIED.

[hptheboywholived]

Harry, You are Wizard - by Kotikomori

[ask-wren-zhang]

For your ask post:

If they were ever granted one wish, what would they wish for?

Sighs in wistful lactose intolerance, "to eat a cheesecake." 😔

[guydumb]

Bro my little cousin

[aesopsharpmybeloved]

The potions master enjoys some solitary fun.

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[seb-speaks]

Hello Sebastian,

Do you have a favorite quote?

"Doesn't everyone? I shall leave you with my most favourite of the year:"

“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”

- Edgar Allan Poe, 1849

[tanaisokay]

"𝑷𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓" - a letter written by Sebastian Sallow

Purple Star,

I told you that I want you, but I fear it is much more than that. I yearn disgustingly - morbidly - vivaciously - in ways that go beyond mere thought, but overcome me still. If I were to ever explain, to show you, how much it aches - I'm afraid you would think me a devil. So I write in a form you will never see. Let alone, comprehend in a way for your pretty empty head to grasp, as it is not enough.

How I want you in a provocative trance, so I may trespass under cloth barriers and reach beyond, until I take what is forbidden. How I want that projection of my expectation, to exceed the otherworldly rush through my veins. To behold a beauty that I only could scarcely imagine.

I want to feel you. Under the delicate peach that softly muddles me, in the slick desire that I want around mine, would I truly understand you. Beyond the bone chilling phase, I could then sense your quivering pink on my burning fingertips. Your silky wet heat wrapped around my own penetrative desire. Where I can observe in such sensitivity, the very essence of you. Twitching, moving, enveloping me into a bliss I would describe as a heaven.

How I want to ravage you. Let the sour grace my tongue, rapture me in a ripe scent that riles me. Til all I am, is plagued with a hungry desire to consume you. To take my time, to feel every pulse, hear every sloppy disturbance of your dripping release, only to fill you with my own filthy edge. A spell coming from me more powerful than any magic. Turning my world inside out, I finally release a heaving stabbing urge, which always grows sharper with every moment you are near.

I want to see my seed drip out of you. Be the evidential remains to my sin. My white milk among your swollen beaten daisy, the aftermath of my shattered pride. Only then, would I be able to claim you as mine. Only then, would I be closer to my dream of forever.

Yet, I sit helplessly in the shower basking in myself. Head in hand - Pulling all lust through me, do I get the miniscule understanding of how such a dream would be. Clarity does come after euphoria, forcing a wake that leaves me sick. My hand is not enough. My fantasies are jokes to what would be real. This is why it is so difficult for me to explain outwardly. I can not reduce my emotions to general subtleness so I can begin to say it in a way that you understand.

Why must your head be so dense?

My Purple Star, I need you.

[pinguwrites]

Imagine William going wingardium leviosa cause he’s just a silly little British boy

[fandomfrenzy97]

My most recent adventure, “A Letter From Hogwarts”, where I got to help Professor McGonagall prepare acceptance letters for future aspiring witches and wizards and rediscover the memory of my first magical moment, which progressed from spending time with my friends, to discovering a fairytale book in Jacob’s room, and even paying a visit to Flourish & Blotts in Diagon Alley, before finally witnessing the marvel of the messenger owls leaving Hogwarts to deliver the Acceptance Letters. In the end, I received a replica of the Book of Admittance and the Quill of Acceptance…let’s just say that I “accept” the honour 😉 (bad pun intended)

[balkanradfem]

to be fair did u see the school all children in that world go to. if u havent seen death by your third year then WHAT are u doing

i want to argue this point but i have no arguments

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

Me (as a child that was raised with religious fanaticism) Attending Hogwarts:

*Receiving my letter from Professor McGonagall*

Professor McGonagall: When does your mother get home from work?

Me: In about 30 minutes. & if I were you, I’d leave before that happens. We don’t do witchcraft stuff in this house—

Professor McGonagall: But you’re a—

Me: Shhhh. Don’t say it. I’m fine. I’m normal. Your school sounds nice, but I don’t think I can go. Besides I can’t afford it so it doesn’t matter anyways—

Professor McGonagall: We have a fund to help underprivileged students—

Me: Nope 👎 I’m telling you she won’t even let me read the Chronicles of Narnia—so unless you can come up with a believable lie, you gotta go.

Realistically my mother would’ve never let me go to Hogwarts or anyplace that wasn’t within 30 minutes of my house. For me to attend there would have to be a lot of lying involved. McGonagall would definitely have to pose as a teacher for some fancy Christian private school & I would’ve had to live in Hogsmeade and gone home every night or (possibly) every weekend to attend church. I would be sitting in History of Magic trying to memorize the order of the books of the Bible before I get tested on it in church school. I would fit right in with all these other traumatized kids in Slytherin though 😭

[ask-elland-n-will]

Elland,

Growing up with muggles, is there something from the muggleworld you'd wish was more widespread in the wizarding world? I know muggles are quite inventive, but I have so little knowledge about their lives and I can't help but wonder if they could be better at something than us, even without magic.

Cheers,

J.

*There are sketches on the back of the letter, mostly kinda explaining how bicycles work in case witches and wizards actually don't use them*

[mizutoyama]

My favourite moments from the latest TLSQ “A Letter from Hogwarts”

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

Test drives my lesbian.

Discusses with twin sister.

She is very effective.

👂

Well you can if you can.